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  • I am a freshman and I hate frat parties. FML

    January 26, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 8:22 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i feel the same way :(

    • bobo 9:31 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i agree

    • bobo 9:32 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i definitely agree

    • Anonymous 1:28 pm on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Oh, come on! This is not FML. Just take their booze and leave.

  • my earliest class ends at 5:25 (happens 2x per week: monday & friday)…the other days, i either get out at 7:25 or 8:00

    January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -7

     
  • I go to a different ivy and after having seen CFML, I’ve never been happier I’m not there or felt worse for CC students due to BC girls, FYL. (Yet MLIG -sorry guys..)

    January 12, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +30 / -12

     
    • Look... 9:52 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There may be tension between BC and CC girls here, but it still beats Cornell, sorry.

      • Plus... 12:40 pm on January 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        …we have more girls.

        • ewat 3:21 pm on January 15, 2010 Permalink

          Too bad Emma Watson chose Brown…

    • Bruno 12:59 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Brown girls = HEAVEN on earth

      • Brown Student 1:14 pm on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You clearly do not know Brown…

  • I spent my entire break in Connecticut. FML.

    January 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -5

     
  • I just got braces. I’m 22 years old.  FML

    January 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +25 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 1:35 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lol sucks for u

    • babe 1:36 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      rotflmfao sucks for u

  • I wanted to go to Columbia all my life, then after a recent visit, I discovered NYC isn’t really for me.  FML

    January 5, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +24 / -19

     
    • entitled much? 12:32 am on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      boo freaking hoo.

    • idontlikenyc 4:26 pm on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t like NYC either. I’m only going to Columbia because I couldn’t get into Brown. But I’ve learned to accept it.

      • anonymous 7:30 pm on January 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Weird, I thought it’s significantly harder to get into Columbia than Brown…?

      • blowmeemmawatson 9:28 am on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        im glad you’ve learned to accept it. now let me tell you: being a douche is not a prerequisite here. so you can shut the fuck up now.

      • Anonymous 2:27 am on January 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        ha same here too oddly. wtf

      • meeko 2:29 am on January 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        wierd me too! wtf

  • I get fucked more by SEAS than in real life… so much more. mostly because I have no time for real life after realizing how much I suck at math and programming related things.  FML

    January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -5

     
  • People consistently ruin all Columbia’s mildly entertaining sites with their petty squabbles and general ass-hattery. FML.

    January 3, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -2

     
  • I applied to and attended Barnard College, but they gave me a diploma that says Columbia University on top of it. FML.

    January 2, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +29 / -19

     
    • wait what? 12:23 am on January 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      wait…Barnard is part of Columbia? WTF. FML

      • Anonymous 3:28 am on January 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Dude, you sound surprised. WTF.

    • I dont even go here 4:37 pm on January 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      columbia > barnard

      consider yourself a lucky bitch

    • seas13 10:20 am on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      … which is bullshit

    • Anonymous 6:00 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah. 4 years of being harassed and told that you don’t go to Columbia, then being handed a diploma on the last day that says COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY (well, in Latin) in large print across the top of it is is major BS. It hurts.

  • I’m arguing about how Barnard isn’t a legit part of columbia on columbiafml.com when I could be sleeping. FML.

    January 1, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -25

     
    • Anonymous 3:41 pm on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Why does it matter to you anyways? Does excluding others make you feel better about your lame existence?

    • reality 11:23 pm on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Does projecting your insecurities on others lessen your own burden?

      Barnard wouldn’t get so much shit if the girls were more secure about being Barnard students. But you people take it like an insult to be fought against. As soon as someone makes a distinction, the one that’s on your motherfucking diploma, you go apeshit.

      “How DARE you tell me which college I go to?! I go to your college! My college is your college!”

      Stfu.

    • Smarterthanyou 10:02 pm on March 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hey STUPID, Barnard has been part of Columbia University since 1890 when women weren’t allowed at Columbia. Founded by President Fredrick Barnard of CU, it was not until we REJECTED CC’s offer to become part of CC that CC women were even allowed in (1982). After more than a century on CC women, we don’t need to justify why Barnard is a part of Columbia University :)

  • I am sleepy and it is 3 am and there is a fire alarm evacuation…did I mention I live on Carman 13 where the elevators don’t work?..FML.

    December 31, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -7

     
    • Anonymous 1:49 am on January 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you cant use elevators during a fire drill…

    • Anonymous 4:37 am on January 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      freshmen are smart this year

  • I applied to Barnard to be around smart and passionate women who want to make a difference in this world. I found them, but now I also have to deal with the Columbia kids, the most negative, arrogant and self-absorbed pricks I have ever met. FML

    December 31, 2009 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +27 / -17

     
    • CC'11 8:47 am on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ….And you’re upset because we won’t marry you?

      • Not interested in you CC 2:40 pm on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Get off your high-horse CC’11. It’s comments like yours that perpetuate the belief that women are inferior beings and have no other purpose for attending college except to find a husband.

        • CC'11 2:57 pm on January 2, 2010 Permalink

          Right. It’s comments like these.

          NOT the fact that Barnard irls walk around with this chip on their shoulders, thinking all Columbia folks are laughing at them, NOT the fact that you morons will argue tooth and nail that you’re “Columbia students”, completely lessening the value of Barnard as an institution in the process. Nothing at all to do with you bitches, parading around Butler in heels trying to get male attention, or the fact that you people go as far as to make FAKE Columbia idea (I’ve seen 4 instances) just to fit in.

          Right, no. It’s posts like mine. On behalf of everyone from our side of he street; SHUT THE FUCK UP, BARNARD.

    • BC 13 12:40 am on January 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      THIS… this is so true. I’m sorry it has to be this way.

    • Anonymous 4:39 am on January 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ahahahahahah de_fucking_stroyed

    • blowhard 4:40 pm on January 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      should have gone to smith where you could have grazed the barnyard together, free from any asinine CC’s

    • Jackson 11:09 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      “I applied to Barnard to be around smart and passionate women who want to make a difference in this world… but now I also have to deal with …the most negative, arrogant and self-absorbed pricks I have ever met.”

      Idk, you sound pretty negative, arrogant, and self-absorbed too.

      Ahem.

    • BC 12 3:34 pm on January 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Agreed. Columbia kids are pricks. Barnard FTW!

  • People consistently ask me if I go to CC or SEAS. I’m a proud Barnard woman.

    December 31, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +37 / -18

     
    • Anonymous 4:39 am on January 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i am so sorry

      • Jackson 11:11 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        +1 for the comment

  • i went to turkey and thought that would make me look cool but now i can’t find any lesbian ass!!! at least there’s always barnard. FML

    December 29, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -17

     
    • curious 3:57 am on January 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This is amusing. Who is this? I thought that i knew most of the lesbians at Columbia but I’m not aware of any that went to Turkey…

  • I go to Barnard, which has more competitive admissions than CC. I have to endure both constant whinging by CC students about Barnard and Columbia taking credit for every Barnard woman as a “Columbian ahead of her time.” FML.

    December 29, 2009 | 20 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +22 / -21

     
    • Please... 7:44 pm on December 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      LOL. I’m sorry I’m still on that first sentence. Are we just flat-out lying now?

      That’s a nice little world you’ve created for yourself there, isn’t it? Do you also define yourself as “fit by 1650 standards”?

    • CCkid 2:49 am on December 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      someone’s a complete dumbass.

    • BCtobed,CCtowed 6:28 pm on December 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      well what do you expect, she goes to barnard.

    • CC Lady 8:42 pm on December 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      (LOL, shout out to my CC-kin with the first comment; I had the same reaction.) No one woman in CC dreams about defecting to Barnard; trust me, that’s an established truth. During 2008-2009 admissions, CC admitted 8.92% of its applicants (a total of 1,897 students of 21,273 applicants) and BC admitted 28.5% (1,218 students of 4,274 applicants). In true pursuit of clarity as a CC alum and Core Curriculum vet, I also would prefer that you define the requirements and scope of your competitive analysis and unwarranted conclusions. In other words BC-Rep, BC is the most competitive of ALL WOMEN’S INSTITUTIONS (but that does not encompass all other colleges and universities, particularly those without gender-specific enrollment…Sorry). CC ranks as 1 of 10 most selective admissions processes across the country. BC did not even make that list.

      i am not normally swept to produce a blizzard of facts but like most intelligent CC beings, I check my facts before I talk shit and become an unseemly ass. (You are already online, google your shit before your shit buries you.) Furthermore, per your asinine interjection, I’m compelled to ask the following:

      (1.) If CC and BC represent such “direct competitors, why don’t Barnard alumnae and students collectively add in and list BC rather than select CU on their Facebook pages rather than opt to cling to the merest affiliation to CC and CU, (I know, I know, found that first job after college and you just have to impress your boss and co-workers, right?); and
      (2. ) Why are you sweating your shit (quite rabidly, ineffectually and incorrectly, actually–I love employing a trifecta, I’m an ivy-leaguer after all) on a site that caters predominantly to expressions by Columbia University students (CC, SEAS, GS, etc)?

      I would have left out the facts and but you’re crazy. Hence, you need knowledge–it’s OK though, you can always cross the street and come get some of what we have.

      P.S. I went to an all-girls’ high school and I’m impressed by the caliber of intelligent women I met then. You not so much. FYL

      • BCtobed,CCtowed 6:59 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        woah, even i have to admit that was a little harsh.

      • SEASkid 2:54 am on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Nice job CC Lady. Tell those barnard women where to stand.

      • Anonymous 2:51 pm on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        CC Lady, that’s an awful lot of bitterness you’re showing there. Life after graduation must be really lame that you have to justify the superiority of your undergraduate education on a website for current students. I feel sorry for you.

        • CC Lady 5:16 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink

          Assuming you’re from Barnard (and I assume you are), I have a right to be here. You don’t.

        • Anonymous 2:31 am on January 6, 2010 Permalink

          CC Lady, please do not tell me you’re getting territorial over a message board. How typical.

          I feel sorry for you (and your kind) b/c your messages exhibit a lot of genuine bitterness and, dare I say, hate against people who have never done anything to physically or emotionally hurt you in any way. If they have, I am sure that they are sorry for it – but I am guessing that your prejudices are based largely on unfounded stereotypes and the hype of school rivalry on campus. Since you are a graduate, I hope that you will not continue to carry the belief that there is “us” and there is “them”. If you do, I guarantee you that you are missing out on the opportunity to get to know some fascinating and inspiring women.

    • hahahaha 9:15 pm on December 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      2 years ago when I was applying to college, my HS counselor told me to throw an app to Barnard as a backup for in case I don’t get into Columbia… first sentence is so wrong, it’s hilarious

      • BarnardIsABarnyard 5:01 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        LOL BARNARD LOLL WHAT A JOKE

        • Anonymous 10:09 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink

          That is pretty immature. I wouldn’t make fun of the name Barnard Columbia students, especially since he was the president of the University from 1864-1869. Have some respect, kids.

          “Barnard was a strong advocate of women’s education at Columbia. In 1879, he broached the topic of admitting women to Columbia, but was thwarted at the time by opposition of trustees, faculty, and students. Columbia College remained single-sex until 1983. Barnard’s efforts paid off in 1889, when the trustees compromised by voting to create an affiliated women’s college.”

    • Anonymous 3:13 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I am a student at Barnard. Although I don’t agree with my colleague’s first sentence, I do feel that the negative (and hostile) responses to this post highlight the first part of the second sentence. Why is it that CC and SEAS students feel the need to harass and treat BC students as second-rate? Is it because BC has a separate admissions process that you believe is inferior? Newsflash: CC, SEAS and GS all have separate admissions criteria and admission rates. I believe one poster below said that everyone gets into GS. Is it hurting your educational experience at Columbia in some way that Barnard students are being included in your classes and extracurricular activities? Take a look around and count how many of your classmates and club leaders are BC students. Instead of grumbling about this inclusion, you should appreciate the fact that your classes are diverse and that women are represented in the leadership at Columbia (which became the last ivy league school to go coed in 1983). Do you feel that Barnard students are free-riding off of Columbia in some way? Well, just as Barnard students are taking advantage of the resources available at Columbia, Columbia students should take charge of their education as well and explore the great resources that Barnard has to offer, such as the Dance (you know you want to take African dance), English, Political Science, and Theater departments. We also have a great lecture series. Come meet our wonderful professors, like Xiaobo Lu (former director of the Weatherhead East Asian Institute at Columbia), Mary Gordon, or Paula Franzese. Come out to our Block Party in the Spring and our Midnight Breakfast before finals. We promise we’ll give you a warmer reception than we have received from you.

      We are all passionate, caring and intelligent people here. We all want to be better people coming out of college. Why does it matter which school has a more competitive admissions process or why Barnard does not have a separate network from Columbia? Why does it bother you when Barnard students introduce themselves as Columbia students after they have taken and performed well in Columbia classes, served as presidents of clubs at Columbia, and scored points on behalf of Columbia at tennis matches, basketball games, or fencing matches? FYI, we also graduate with a Columbia degree.

      I personally did not apply to Barnard b/c of its affiliation with Columbia. I did not even realize its close affiliation until I started school here. Nevertheless, I am taking advantage of classes at Columbia and serve as a leader on several clubs on the CU campus. This is not because I care about the fact that I can put on my resume that I have served as a leader of a club at Columbia, but b/c I genuinely care about the issues that these clubs support. It hurts me to think that, despite all of my hard work on these clubs, my peers at CC, SEAS or GS either think they are better than me or that I do not deserve to be there with them on those boards.

    • TeriGaand 5:02 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      This is Columbia FML, why are people talking about Barnard?

      • Anonymous 9:32 pm on January 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        because Barnard is part of the University.

        • Anonymous 6:50 pm on January 4, 2010 Permalink

          (but not really)

        • Anonymous 4:06 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink

          (but it really is)

    • CU NOT BC girl 10:17 pm on December 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      agreed

    • Anonymous 4:46 pm on January 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      false, everyone know the Barnyard is the easy way into the Lion’s Den.

      • Anonymous 1:28 am on January 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        So you’re saying that Barnard is a part of Columbia now? I thought you guys were saying that it’s not before. And you don’t think SEAS or GS students do the same thing? I know plenty of SEAS girls who pretend they are interested in engineering on their applications, and then try to transfer after their first year.

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