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• Got caught getting head on the fourth floor of Butler stacks. Banned. FML

  December 4, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just got braces. I’m 22 years old.  FML

  January 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +25 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 1:35 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    lol sucks for u

  • babe 1:36 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    rotflmfao sucks for u

• I go to Barnard.  FML.

  December 6, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +46 / -22

   

  • Proud to be at Barnard 10:35 pm on December 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    If you’re so unhappy at Barnard, you should transfer to somewhere else. You don’t deserve to be here.

• Today, I was offered sex in the stacks but we didn’t have the time to take a break from studying to do it. FML

  December 22, 2009 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:19 am on January 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    me too

    • Anonymous 3:28 am on January 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      are you two girls or guys?

  • Not from columbia. 9:35 pm on March 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You people are fucking robots. My friends go to columbia and one of them sent me this site. STUDYING OVER SEX? Are you fucking kidding me?! Which one makes the better story? I go to school in the city and this is what my nights are like: Beat the shit out of a mugger and gave the money to a homeless guy, then fucked my guidance counselor. ART SKEWL REPRESENT

• My Lit Hum professor asked me today if I read the book, I didn’t but I told him I read the whole thing. He asked me to give a summary to the class for those who did not read.  FML.

  December 3, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The Butler staff decided to throw out stray papers on my floor while I was getting dumped in the lobby. Goodbye girlfriend, goodbye physics homeork. FML

  November 16, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +21 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 12:46 pm on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    its ok, at least you can do your physics hw again..

  • Anonymous 3:34 pm on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    ^ OH SHIT

• Carrying all of my shit back from a gym downtown, hands full and gym bag exploding, get back to my dorm and realize i’m missing something. My thong. Somewhere on a NYC sidewalk, its chilling

  February 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +19 / -0

   

• People consistently ask me if I go to CC or SEAS. I’m a proud Barnard woman.

  December 31, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +37 / -18

   

  • Anonymous 4:39 am on January 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    i am so sorry

    • Jackson 11:11 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      +1 for the comment

• People consistently ask me if I go to Barnard. I’m CC. FML.

  December 22, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just used the last of my money for the semester to get quarters to put my clothes in the wash. Now I don’t have enough to put them in the dryer. FML.

  December 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• last final is december 23rd…wtf?  FML.

  December 3, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I go to a different ivy and after having seen CFML, I’ve never been happier I’m not there or felt worse for CC students due to BC girls, FYL. (Yet MLIG -sorry guys..)

  January 12, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +30 / -12

   

  • Look... 9:52 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    There may be tension between BC and CC girls here, but it still beats Cornell, sorry.

    • Plus... 12:40 pm on January 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      …we have more girls.

      • ewat 3:21 pm on January 15, 2010 Permalink
        

        Too bad Emma Watson chose Brown…

  • Bruno 12:59 am on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Brown girls = HEAVEN on earth

    • Brown Student 1:14 pm on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      You clearly do not know Brown…

• Today, I asked a mind-blowingly attractive guy outside Butler for a light. Then I realized I didn’t have a cigarette. FML.

  December 8, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Took a shower. Came back into my room to see both my computer and my roommate’s playing MeatSpin with the speakers on full. FML.

  December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I went home with a guy that said he was a senior basketball player. Turns out he was 38 and from Harlem. FML.

  November 16, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +16 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 6:42 pm on November 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    how could you mistake a 38 year-old for a 21 year-old?