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• I’m on campus for all of Spring Break. FML. I tried to borrow a movie from Butler, but I had to watch it in Media Reserves because it was a non-circulating DVD. FML. I was 20 min. from the end of the movie when the librarian kicked me out because the library was closing (Spring Break hours). FML.

  March 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It’s Spring Break and I need to write 2 papers and study for 2 midterms. FML.

  March 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Room Selection starts March 1. I’m a rising sophomore. FML.

  February 26, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:46 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    we’ve all been there; you have no reason to complain. just wait til you get your lottery number. i was THE LAST person to pick during room selection last year and even that turned out alright…

  • porkadorfus-rex 11:32 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    don’t worry, i never win anything and i ended up getting a terrific lottery number. BELIEVE

• Senioritis as a Freshman. FML.

  February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I caught my bf on camslover.com, he said it was just for a “laugh” FML

  February 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anon 8:46 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Dump immediately, then find a new, better one

• been in studio for more than 20 hours – with a full day ahead of me. FML

  February 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• applied to barnard with a penis. fml.

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • don't worry... 11:54 am on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it’s been done before.

• “Information about the 2010 Room Selection will be available by mid-February” FML

  February 18, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• All the other colleges on the Northeast had a closing for the entire day…NOT Columbia…FML

  February 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I really wanna go to restaurant week on a date, but the only guy willing to go with me is my gay friend. FML.

  February 3, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:29 pm on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Go with him anyway! The food is delicious and odds are he’ll appreciate it more then some guy who wants you in bed later.

  • Mr. Awesome 7:15 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I would’ve taken you, too bad its over.

    • omnomnom 10:22 pm on February 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      actually, its extended till Feb 28

• Carrying all of my shit back from a gym downtown, hands full and gym bag exploding, get back to my dorm and realize i’m missing something. My thong. Somewhere on a NYC sidewalk, its chilling

  February 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Valentine’s Day is approaching… FML

  February 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I caught myself fantasizing while in lecture about one of my professors because he looks like my boyfriend. FML

  January 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• “lows at 13″ FML

  January 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m afraid to read emails from CCE and places I’m applied to intern at because all I seem to get are rejections and my ego just can’t take it anymore.

  January 28, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:37 pm on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Man up, wuss.